My boss didn't come in to work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem.
When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
What is a lamb?
An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.
Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?
He wanted to tie the score.
A flea jumped into a restaurant, nibbled on a pizza and jumped out again.
He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"