A family was traveling from Ontario to Winnipeg Manitoba and while driving on the highway they saw a sign... CLEAN WASHROOMS AHEAD.
By the time they got to Winnipeg they had cleaned more than 1000 washrooms.
Teacher: "Where is your home work?"
Student: "Please visit my home page or follow me in instagram."
Four senior golfers hit the course, some of them with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
"These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.
"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we're still on the RIGHT SIDE of the grass!"
Picked up a hitchhiker the other night and he asked me, "How did you know I was not a serial killer?"
I replied, "The chances of two serial killers in the same car are astronomical."