Q: What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill?
A: Cardi O.
The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. "I was young, married and out of work," he lectured. "I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it for a dime. The next day I bought two apples, polished them and sold them for ten cents each."
"I see," said the junior executive. "You kept reinvesting your money and grew a big business."
"No," said the CEO. "Then my wife's father died and left me a fortune."
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”
"He came from heaven, Johnny.”
“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”
What is Econometrics?
It is the art of drawing a crooked line from an unproven assumption to a foregone conclusion.