If Shaq were:
A banana - he’d be Shaquille O’Peel
A shade of blue green - he’d be Shaquille O’Teal
A criminal - he’d be Shaquille O’Steal
A poker player - he’d be Shaquille O’Deal
Overly emotional - he’d be Shaquille O’Feel
A doctor - he’d be Shaquille O’Heal
At the company water cooler, a man bragged about his children and their world travels. He said,
"One son is teaching in Bolivia, another is working in southern Italy, and my daughter is completing a year-long research project in India."
One of the co-worker's quipped, "Wow... what is it about you that makes your kids want to get so far away?"
I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked me, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," I replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!"
Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.
Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.
It was a card. On it was written, "Yes, we do clean under here, too."