“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a woman asks her boyfriend.
“Don’t take it personally,” he assures her. “She’s never liked anyone I’ve dated. I once dated someone exactly like her, and that didn’t work out at all.”
“What happened?”
“My father couldn’t stand her.”
Why did the stop light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.
"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he's not cheating on his exams."