Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: "I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus."
Secretary: "Congratulations for being elected as the new chairperson for our party!"
Party Chairman: "Thank you! But what is this noise on the streets?"
Secretary: "Sir, party members are celebrating on you becoming the new party chairman."
Chairman: "Please ask them to stop. I don't want any kind of show off from our party men."
Secretary: "Sir, they are not from our party. They belong to the opposition."
Why did the cat go for a walk on the beach at night on Christmas eve?
He wanted to get sandy claw.
She texted me: Your adorable!
I replied: No. You're adorable!
Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.