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Favorite this joke Mary, Anna, and Tess died and went to heaven. God warned them, "Do whatever you want, but don't step on the pink clouds." One day, Mary decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Anna and Tess asked, "Where'd you get that ugly man?"
"I stepped on a pink cloud." The next day, Anna decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Mary and Tess asked, "Where'd you get that ugly man?" "I stepped on a pink cloud."
The next day Tess decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was a cute man standing next to her. Mary and Anna asked, "Where'd you get that cute man?"
The man said, "I stepped on a pink cloud."
My best friend is a real dunce. He just got fired from his job.
He told his boss he was too tired to go into work last night.
He's a mattress tester!
Want a diet that is guaranteed to work?
Make a sandwich with spinach, kumquat and catfish. Drench it in jalapeño sauce and yogurt.
One look at it and you're not hungry for hours!
How do you make a politician laugh?
It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.
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