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Two planets are talking...

Saturn: I bet I get married before you do.

Venus: Why?

Saturn: Because I already have a ring.

Bob: Why aren't you working?

Al: The boss and I had a fight, and he won't take back what he said.

Bob: What did he say?

Al: He said, "You're fired!"

I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.

So she went out with a little moron.

Fresh out of Yale and having just passed the BAR exam, Bobby was sitting in his first interview with a prestigious law firm CEO.

CEO: "I see that you are fresh out of Yale, have just passed the BAR exam, and have an excellent academic record with A's in every course. But what we are looking for is someone with a few years of real-world experience."

Bobby thought for a moment and replied: " Well that's okay, I actually I went to college for art, I found that resume' online, and I made up the story about taking the BAR exam.

CEO: "So what you're saying is you tell creative lies that stretch the truth though research and story telling?"

Bobby: "Umm.... I guess?"

CEO: "Can you start work on Monday?"