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It's Black Friday and mall is packed with shoppers and Frank can't find his wife. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The attractive woman replies, "Why?"

Frank replies, "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air."

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.