Latest Jokes

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

What did Adam say to Eve before Christmas?

"IT'S CHRISTMAS..."

"EVE!!!"