Latest Jokes

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

What did Adam say to Eve before Christmas?

"IT'S CHRISTMAS..."

"EVE!!!"

"This house," said the real estate salesperson, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north."

"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

"The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."