I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....
The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
I gorged on 14 cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
Ended up having a crippling vowel movement!
I have no problem buying tampons.
I am a fairly modern man.
But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present.
You can't spell gravity without gravy...
And you can't spill gravy without gravity!