Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.
They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
My girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb. One day when she was being particularly dimwitted, I said in frustration, "What's your IQ anyway?!"
She shot back defiantly, "20/20!"
The Terminator movie, the Kennedy family and an Anabolic Steroid walked into a bar.
They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Keep it down. What you are arguing about?"
“We can’t agree which one of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big.”
"Doctor, Doctor, I Feel Like A Dustbin."
"Don't Talk Rubbish!"