Latest Jokes

I just want you to know that if I win the Powerball tonight, it won't change me.

It will change my phone number, my email address, my mailing address...

93% of dog owners are convinced their dogs can smile.

The 7% who don't are afraid if they do smile, they may need braces.

After he died, I couldn't even look at another man for almost 20 years.

But now that I'm out of prison, I can honestly say it was worth it.

It's officially that season...

It’s officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.