Latest Jokes

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Girl: "You remind me of the sea."

Boy: "Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?"

Girl: "No, because you make me sick."

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice?

A. Polaroids!

Q: How do Eskimos have babies?

A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.