Latest Jokes

Customer: "Waiter, waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?"

The waiter leans forward to get a better look.

Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke, sir.”

Q: Where did Santa Claus went on his summer vacation
A: At ho ho Holland

Q: What do witches put on their hair when they are going out?

A: Scare-spray

Q: Where did Santa Claus went on his summer vacation
A: At ho ho Holland