Latest Jokes

Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"

Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."

Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."

This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .