The kids were coming into class and sitting down, they were discussing MONEY, talking about where currency was made. Billy said, "At the mint."
Frank piped up, and said, "No, that is where coins are made."
Janie had the best answer, though. She said, "Money is made at the ATM. hat's what the letters stand for... All The Money!"
Why were the horses so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...
But one day she fell off!
Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.
I'm just trying to find a happy medium