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Favorite this joke Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."
Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
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Elle: "Grandpa, why are these eggs so large?"
Grandpa: "They're duck eggs."
Elle: "Where did you get them?"
Grandpa: "On the internet. It's easy if you use Quack Quack Go, just type in eggs and hit enter."
Elle: "I think you meant duck duck go."
Grandpa: "I don't think so. You have to use the right search engine and I wasn't looking for ducks."
Elle: "What if I wanted to donate to animals in wildfire distress?"
Grandpa: "Firefox and if you' want to find a date go to...."
Elle: "Don't tell me, Yahoo right?"
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