It is said that "it is always in the last place you look".
Well of course!
Are there some people out there who keep looking after they find it?
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...
I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do your own research.