At my friends' wedding reception, the groom stood to say a few words. He turned to his bride's mother. "You've given me a gift," he began, "a gift that..."
Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law completed the sentence, "That you can't return!"
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...
I won't lie, it was a rocky road!
"How long have you been working at that office?"
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...
I call it 'Baptismal Font.'