"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years."
Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....
Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.
What do you get when you cross a Gorilla with a Rhino?
I don't exactly know either but would imagine you get an animal that often hear's the words, "Whatever you say, I'm golden with it!"
I'm a multi-tasker...
I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!