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"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....

Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.

1 votes

posted by "Douglas" |
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What do you get when you cross a Gorilla with a Rhino?

I don't exactly know either but would imagine you get an animal that often hear's the words, "Whatever you say, I'm golden with it!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
1 votes

I'm a multi-tasker...

I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

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posted by "wadejagz" |