I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...
Now I feel like a good boy.
What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?
A fizz-ician!
A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12.
When the grandson sent a thank you note, he wrote, “Dear Grandma. Thanks a lot for the shirt. I’d write more, but I’m all choked up.”
If there are no stupid questions...
Then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?