They once created a street called Chuck Norris but had to change it.
No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.
Do you know why "pregnancy" lasts for nine months?
Because the word pregnancy is composed of 9 letters...
I know you are going to count it.