The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?
Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.
The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?
Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.
The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?
The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?
I like nice long walks...
Especially when taken by people who annoy me.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”
So we stopped playing chess.