A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.
He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".
A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.
Financially I'm set for life...
Provided I don't live past next Wednesday!
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Ceasars.
The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had arrived at school wearing only one glove.
“Why have you only got one glove?” she asked.
“Well, Miss,” explained Little Johnny, “I was watching the weather forecast on TV last night, and it said it was going to be quite sunny but on the other hand it could get quite cold.”