A chicken, a tomato, and a potato with a patch over one eye walked into a restaurant for breakfast.
The server came over to their table and said we’ve got chicken friend steak, hard boiled eggs with hash browns and V-8 on special.

After a moment of silence the chicken turned to the tomato and the potato with a patch over his eye and said, "You were right, we should have gone to the waffle house."

Five year old Frankie's parents bought him some new shoes. It had been raining so they told Frankie, "You can't walk in mud puddles with your new shoes."

Frankie went outside as his parents watched from the window. The first thing Frankie did was go to the nearest mud puddle and began to stop his feet in the muddy water.

With the biggest smile on his face Frankie ran back into the house and announced his shoes work just fine in mud puddles.

The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas.

The teacher said, "That is right, you get an 'A'. Now which state do you think has the most sheep?"

A little boy raised his hand and said Montana. The teacher said, "That's right, you get an 'A'. Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys?"

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that's easy, "Washington D.C.!"

The teacher gave him an A+.

A gecko was talking a stroll in the park and came upon a duck. He said, "Hi duck, what do you do for a living?"

The duck replied, "I sell gap insurance so if you’re out of work you still have money coming in." The duck then asked how the gecko made a living.

The gecko said, "I also sell insurance but I sell every kind of insurance you can imagine! I sell house, car, life…"

Before he could finish the duck ate the gecko! The duck said, "Well, at least he had good coverage!"