Back in the day the police didn’t need to speak to us "in handcuffs”...
Mainly because our parents spoke a strange universal a language called "consequences".
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks! I only have one thing to say about that nonsense!
I completely....completely...er...ah...just a minute...wait I have it now. Old dogs never miss a trick and don't you forget it!
This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters that didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!
How do you make a politician laugh?
It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.