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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
$25.00 won 5 votes
Explosion
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There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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Banana Key Opener
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What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

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CATEGORY Puns
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Spanish Magician
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A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
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Slim And Fat
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If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
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