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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Sign Of Getting Older
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You know, when you're getting old, there are certain signs.

I walked past a cemetery, and two guys ran after me with shovels!

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iCar
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Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar...

But it has a problem installing Windows.

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Cat Names
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

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Don't Trust Acupuncturists
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I don't trust acupuncturists...

They're backstabbers!

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