The brain is a wonderful organ...
It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...
Someone came up to me on the street yesterday and ask if i had an extra cigarette.
I said, "No, I don't. My pack only came with twenty."
Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.
What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?
Very lost!