A young boy watched his grandfather put on shoes with a device he'd never seen before.
The boy asked what it was. As he handed it to the boy, the grandfather answered, "It's a shoehorn."
After looking at it and turning it over the boy asked, "How do you play it?"
Last year I entered a Halloween costume contest as Quasimodo.
I didn't win.
I have a "hunch" that I'll be "back" this year.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
All the king's horses and all the king's men...
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.
Frac: Why not?
Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.