A customer walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings it out and there's a fly in the bowl.
"Waiter, this soup has a fly in it," the customer says. "Please bring me another."
The waiter walks into the kitchen and tells the chef, "Another fly for the customer."
A cow and a pig are watching TV.
Pig: "Wanna watch something scary?"
Cow: "Okay by me."
So the pig changes channel to the Food Network.
Teacher: How many feet are in a yard?
Little Johnny: It depends on how many people are standing in it.
What do you call a snowman in Florida?
Water.