My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain '80s bands...
There is no Cure.
During college, I worked on a conveyer belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
"I work at the end of a belt," I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?"
This year I made my New Year's Resolution...
To finish everything I sta...