"Mom, you said the baby had your eyes and Daddy's nose, didn't you?"

"Yes, darling."

"Well, you'd better keep an eye on him... he's got grandpa's teeth now.

"But why can't I talk inside the library?" Al asked his mother.

"Because you have to be quiet. Noise is a distraction. The people around you can't read."

"They can't read? Then why are they in the library?"

Who were the famous triplets of the New Testament?

First, Second, and Third John.

I found my girlfriends debit card in the freezer today, I guess you can say her accounts were frozen.