A toothless termite goes to the local tavern and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Did you ever hear of a Jewish Wine?
"I wanna go to Florida!!!"
Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke Skywalker: How would you know that?
Darth Vader: I've felt your presence.
Whomever put the first 'r' in February must have put the first 'd' in Wednesday.