Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.

Thus proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do we call places to put money in 'Branches'?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to your house.

Knock Knock
Who's there?'
The chicken!