We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids...
It’s SPF 80...
That means you squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.
Went to my eye doctor the other day...
Guess who I bumped into?
Everyone!
What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk?
A smell that you will never forget.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why not?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."