This Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox, nothing more. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, one Xbox.
You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.
Which was fine... because I bought her an Xbox.
Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?
Because they are rain deer.
Little Johnny asked his father, “Where did I get my intelligence from?”
His father replied, “It must be from your mother... because I still have mine.”
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do statistics, I’ll even do trigonometry…
But graphing, THAT is where I draw the line!