What should you do if you see a spaceman?
You should park, man.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
I went to visit my elderly grandmother.
I'll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket.
She said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
"Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"