I never forget a face...
But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
He may look like an idiot and he may talk like an idiot...
But don't let that fool you...
He really is an idiot.
Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.
After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now,"
Bill replied, "I stand corrected!"
I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.
One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "