I'm absolutely heartbroken. My Wife just broke up with me over my chronic gambling addiction...
... But it's okay, I'll win her back.
People call me self-centered...
But that’s enough about them.
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...
He said no.
After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner.