If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?

A man takes his son tiger hunting. They’re creeping through the weeds and the man says, “Son, this hunt marks your passage into manhood. Do you have any questions? And the boy says, “Yes, if the tiger kills you, how do I get home?”

One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!”
His wife asks, “Why?
The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!”

One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savanna!”

His wife asks, “Why?

The caveman replied, “How would I know, I didn’t stop to ask!”