The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."
I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."
Then I said: "Turn left here."
When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar... badly.
I used to be in a band called The Hinges...
We opened for The Doors!