Past Winners

There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

My office was so small...

I had to leave the room to change my mind.

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

"At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week!"

The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down...

But it was arson.