Past Winners

"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"

"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"

A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.

She's hallucinating.

She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.