Past Winners

What is the difference between a Finance Manager and an Accountant?

A Finance Manager is concerned with what is to the left of the comma. An Accountant is worried with what is to the right of the decimal!

A new electric car was introduced with a hatchback design that offered great utility.

Dealers were inundated with requests for an upgraded rear window defroster.

When asked why, the more common response was: "To keep our hands warm while pushing it."

I wished my wife a Happy Birthday this morning and then joked, "The clown and the pony will be here a bit later!"

She responded, "Don't worry, I've been sheltering-in-place with the clown for almost a year now."

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids...

When I got home, they were still there.