Past Winners

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.

The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.

Beggar: Pardon me, but would you give me fifty cents for a sandwich?

Passerby: I don’t know, let’s see the sandwich.

What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?

"Can I get an ALMOND?!"

I have a chicken proof lawn...

It's impeckable!