Past Winners

I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

A seven-year-old boy dressed in his pajamas was safely pulled over by police after driving his mom's car 20 miles because he wanted to visit his dad.

The mother said the boy is really in trouble because he was only supposed to go to 7-11 for a gallon of milk and a pack of cigarettes.

"Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?"

"Yes, I will be."

"Good... so can I borrow your car then?"

Why are cats so bad at video games?

Because they can only press paws.