Past Winners

Is there rehab for gossiping?

I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does...

If there are no stupid questions...

Then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

What did one disgruntled cardboard fake fan say to another?

"I wasn't cut out for this!"

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.